What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

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What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ

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Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

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How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?

He was the skipper !