What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

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When does feminism end?

When Islam begins.

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

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What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby doo

Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

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What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."