What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

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How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

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Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

What do you call a wheelchair bound Leo?

HanDicaprio. .

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Why did the rope get put in timeout?

Because he was very knotty.

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.