Bind Jokes

Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

What do you call a wheelchair bound Leo?

HanDicaprio. .

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby doo

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

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Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.

What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin

Scooby Jokes More Scooby Jokes

Who is Scooby-Doo's evil twin?

A: Scooby-Don't.

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby doo

Doo Jokes More Doo Jokes

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)"

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby doo

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

Ducktape Jokes More Ducktape Jokes

How do you tie two half ducks together?

with ducktape!!

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the pamphlet say to the booklet when it asked for help?

Bro sure!

What did the super-strong chlorella ask the moderately-weak chlorella?

Do you even algae-bruh?

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What lights up a soccer stadium?

A soccer match.

What should you do if you see your TV floating?

Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.