What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day?

When the big hand touches the little one

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Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

Why are there school shootings?

Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.

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What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

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What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

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How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

because he chose from the kids menu

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.