What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day?

When the big hand touches the little one

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Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

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Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

Whats the world weakest animal ?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him !

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What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

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How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

because he chose from the kids menu

Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.