How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb?

There can be only one.

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Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?

He liked to chop and change !

How many social scientists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Social scientists do not change light bulbs they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.

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How many Sanders supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question, they can't change anything.

How many Ferguson protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None they can't change anything.

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What does a Scottish cat say?

Mee yew!

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb?

There can be only one.