White Person Jokes

What's something a white person says a lot, but a black person never says?

Hi dad!

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How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism

What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a native american?

Neapolitan.

What do you call a Mexican who acts like a white person?

A Juan-a-be

Why should you be scared of a white person in prison?

Because they are most certainly guilty.

What do you call a white person on fire?

A firecracker.

How do you offend a white person?

Tell them they can't make racist jokes.

How do you find a white person in the condiment aisle?

A: UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!

What do you call the one white person on a bus full of black people?

Coach

What do you call a Mexican that acts like a white person?

A wiener

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