White Person Jokes

What's something a white person says a lot, but a black person never says?

Hi dad!

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How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism

What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a native american?

Neapolitan.

What do you call a Mexican who acts like a white person?

A Juan-a-be

Why should you be scared of a white person in prison?

Because they are most certainly guilty.

What do you call a white person on fire?

A firecracker.

How do you offend a white person?

Tell them they can't make racist jokes.

How do you find a white person in the condiment aisle?

A: UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!

What do you call the one white person on a bus full of black people?

Coach

What do you call a Mexican that acts like a white person?

A wiener

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She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

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Brown recluse.

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What do you call someone who strictly prefers white rice over brown rice?

A goddamn riceist

What do you call a person who likes white rice, and not brown rice?

A ricest.

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What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.

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A firecracker.

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What would you find on a German fire truck?

Ladder-hosen

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

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Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Whats a mexicans favorite type basketball?

Juan on Juan

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What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

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