What do you call a whore that actually moans?

Hormones.

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How to you make a Hormone?

You kick her in the groin.

What's the difference between matter and a hormone?

You can't make matter.

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What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel?

Luke! May the whores be with you!"

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Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect?

An ironing board.