What do you call a whore that actually moans?

Hormones.

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What do teens and cheap motels have in common?

Hormones

How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her.

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What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

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Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD