What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

Stoat Jokes More Stoat Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

Weasel Jokes More Weasel Jokes

What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

Recognise Jokes More Recognise Jokes

What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists?

It's not hard...