Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

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Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

Which side is it best to lie on?

she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

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What's Irish and sits outside?

Paddy O'furniture

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

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Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

Why didn't Barbie and Ken's relationship work out?

Because Ken always came in another box.

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When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Why did the doctor kick his patients?

He was trying to heel them.

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Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches

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Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"