What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

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Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

What's the difference between bullets and people?

People miss Harambe

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Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

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How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

A: With a warlock.

Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie