Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

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What goes cackle cackle boom?

A witch in a minefield.

Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

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What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!

How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.

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Why don't witches have babies?

Because their men have hollow-weenies!

Why can't a ghost get anyone pregnant?

Because he has a hollow-weenie