Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

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What do you call a witch who drives really badly?

A road hag.

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

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Why is Bill Cosby like the The Wizard of Oz?

Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs

Where do witches and wizards shop?

Voldemart.

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Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.