Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

School Bus Jokes More School Bus Jokes

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

School Jokes More School Jokes

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over