Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

School Bus Jokes More School Bus Jokes

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

How many girlfriend does a white boy need to shoot a school?

None.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Why are outdoor workers so in fit?

Cause they work out.

What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.