How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

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How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

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He was a foyer.

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Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

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Angles in the Outfield

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Because it keeps hitting pause.

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LINE IT!"

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Ugh.... Pho queue...

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How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

Which is better Pirate Bay or Pirate Bae?

Pirate Bae, because it never goes down.

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Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)