How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say to his sister?

Aye sis

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

What Is The Best Sub Reddit To See Once Watching "Gods Of Egypt?

r/EyeBleach.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Pirate Bay Jokes More Pirate Bay Jokes

Why does sweden have so many somalis?

They have a pirate bay......

Which is better Pirate Bay or Pirate Bae?

Pirate Bae, because it never goes down.

Torrent Jokes More Torrent Jokes

Why should you torrent only from French sites?

Because it'll run faster.

Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.