Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What do a loading bar and my girlfriend have in common?

Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready.

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

How do you sink a polish ship?

you put it in the water

Sink Ship Jokes More Sink Ship Jokes

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

What do you call a sinking ship from BP's Mexico division?

A Pedro leak.