Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Where's my money?

a loan shark "Where are my friends - alone shark

What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's 18 inches long, and makes a woman scream the entire night?

Her dead baby.

What do women and modern computers have in common?

Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.

Sink Ship Jokes More Sink Ship Jokes

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.