What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do?

Wrong.

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How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

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What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

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Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

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Why do women wear striped bras?

Because it's a ZEBRA.

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich