What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do?

Wrong.

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Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

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What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality

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What do you call two women standing side by side?

Four abreast!

What's 6" long and women love it?

100$ bill.