What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality

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What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

What would happen if the Earth was a Cube?

We'd all be cubans. I'm sorry

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What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

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What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

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Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.