Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks ?

He had a hole in one.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

What does heroin make you feel like?

More heroin.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

What are golfers afraid of?

The bogey monster

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.