What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ?

Petal !

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

Why do women make such horrible capenters?

Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why are giraffe's necks so long?

Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

Why did the bicycle fall down?

because it was two-tired.