What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ?

Petal !

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House?

Receiving heads of state.

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why does a Bicycle have a kickstand?

Because it's two tired.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was too tired...