Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

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Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

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What's the difference between like, love and lust?

Spit Swallow Gargle

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

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What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

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What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

What do Marylanders call their ex-girlfriends?

Old Bay.

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Why so glum Chum?

asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

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Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.