How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

Previous Random Joke Next

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What did 0 say to 1?

You're turning me on!

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

How much for the Ice Cream Scoop?

Ma'am, that's a Shovel.

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

i'm serious... help.

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

Snowblower Jokes More Snowblower Jokes

What does the snowman call his wife?

Snowblower

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.