How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

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What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

What did the tv say to the remote control?

you turn me on"

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

What did the libertarian shirt say when it was thrown into the washing machine?

AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!

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How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

How did the snowman get happy?

The snowblower came around