How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

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What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

Snowblower Jokes More Snowblower Jokes

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.