Why are men faster than women?

Ball bearings and stick shift.

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Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women in the Middle East and Millennials have in common?

If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.

What do you call a woman with an opinion?

Wrong.

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Why are boys faster than girls?

Because they have ball bearings and a stick shift.

Why are men faster than women?

Ball bearings and stick shift.

Stick Shift Jokes More Stick Shift Jokes

Why are boys faster than girls?

Because they have ball bearings and a stick shift.

Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin