What do you call a wrecked Irishman?

A mashed potato.

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Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

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What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard?

Paddy O'Furniture

What does a cynical Irishman drink?

Whiskey sour