To get to the other side.
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A mashed potato.
You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)
If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.
Shark infested mashed potatoes.
Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.
He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.
Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!
We're raising mashed potatoes.
Anyone can mash potatoes
They both said they were just going to the store
They don't get better with age
Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)
Dam.
Chardon-neigh.
They love to gambol.
Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.
Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.
Usually they prefer to be called "officer"
In a hambulance
If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy
Infuse the gravy with cocaine.
I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
