What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit?

Durian durian! im sorry

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What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?

I guess it's too grue-some.

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What does a Pirate say when he turns 80?

Ayyyeeeee mmmaattteeeyyy.

What did the audio visual cable say when it got 80% on its final?

HDMI

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What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.