What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit?

Durian durian! im sorry

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

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You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

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Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.

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Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.