What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?

Winnie the Pooh !

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Where are new Starcraft players born?

In the noobula

Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda?

A berry bubbly bunny.

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

Winnie Jokes More Winnie Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

Why did Tigger shoot Pooh?

He had an itchy Tigger finger

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!