What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?

Winnie the Pooh !

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Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

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What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

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What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh?

Gummy Bear

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

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What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew