What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

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Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

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I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

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One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

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What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman