What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

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How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

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How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.

What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

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What do you call an actor who converts to Judaism?

A Christian bail.

Which actor is always criticising churchgoers?

Christian Slater.

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What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.