What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

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Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

A: It was all-oink-lusive.

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What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

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Why did the Green Giant get a new lid?

Because he always spills the beans.

Who's there ! Cork ! Cork who ?

Cork and beans !

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What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea?

I've never paid 50 bucks to have a garbanzo on my face.