Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

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What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

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How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.

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How do you know your friends are pleased with your Facebook post?

They like it!

What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

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Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!