Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

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Why does Batman think so highly about himself?

Bruce Wayne.

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

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What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

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What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends?

There's not mushroom in here

What do you call your friend Splee at a soiree?

A PARTY SPLUNGE!

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What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.