What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

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What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

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What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

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What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...