What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

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Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho

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How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

Clau Jokes More Clau Jokes

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

How are men like television commercials?

A. You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 30 seconds.

What's the difference between a white story and a black story?

A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"

Rebel Jokes More Rebel Jokes

What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.

Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...