Donald Trunk.
Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.
Bob.
ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
They both look incredibly cute when they are little. They both grow up and go into the transportation business. Note: sikhs - or sardarji as they are commonly known in india - are the largest ethnic group in the truck driver profession. Punjabi food is available on highways across the country.
A: Mule-tide greetings.
Donald Trunk