ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
Fission chips.
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath
You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.
It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.
Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.
M: Protesting this conversation.
Because they have no soul
One has hope in her soul...
When you're buying salt.
Salt.
She kept throwing away all the W's.
Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST
They are both crushed-asians
Oh yeah. Imagination.
