ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
Meals on wheels
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
She needed more concentration.
Because they Pac-12 of everything
None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.
What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.
A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Im a fungi
Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had
One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole
It was charged with a salt.
McDonald's knows how to use salt
W
Awkward.
me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack
SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you
