How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

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Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

Why did Snoke get his meal before Kylo Ren?

Because he made the First Order!

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Why did Xmen's Cyclops go to the doctors?

Because he needed laser eye surgery!

Why do we need to die?

chickens

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What "YSK" means?

Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...

What do you mean, ten?

Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."

M Jokes More M Jokes

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why do Black people like Kia so much?

Because it has Soul.

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt."

How did the butcher cure cancer?

With salt.

W Jokes More W Jokes

Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah. Imagination.

What's a racist photographer's favorite hobby?

Crushing the blacks.