What's the worst part of being bipolar?

The fact you love it.

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What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.

What's yer Rush Limbaugh?

Get back to me immediately and tell me if you love it or just like it.

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What's the worst part about being a redneck?

Having to see your ex at family gatherings.

How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

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How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them."

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!