What do you call a snobish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call an arrogant criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a smug prisoner walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending

What do you call a snobbish criminal walking downstairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.