Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call an arrogant criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why was the stair frustrated and angry?

It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!

Beethoven Jokes More Beethoven Jokes

What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

Bannister Jokes More Bannister Jokes

Which family in Game Of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

Rail Jokes More Rail Jokes

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel