Why did the police arrest the pedo sheep?

Because he was on the lam.

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What is it called when the police work overtime?

Copper Nitrate.

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

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What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

What was the poltergeist arrested for at the campground?

Possession within tent

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Why did the police arrest the pedo sheep?

Because he was on the lam.

What do you call a psychic little person on the lam?

A small medium at large