Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

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Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

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What would a pig name a chain of food stores?

Stop "N Slop Markets"

How do you stop a mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

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How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

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What do you call a Native American girl that is really good with directions?

A Navajo.

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Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction.

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How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

fertilized"

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

the spermutations.

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What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.