Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

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Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

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Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.