What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.

Why is it so hard to make up your mind on what to get in an Italian restaurant?

A: There are just too many pastabilities!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?

Is that your final ant sir!

Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.

Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a pikachu across the street.

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

What do you call a Jamaican who likes spaghetti?

A Pastafarian.

What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?

Dr. Pokemon.

Mon Jokes More Mon Jokes

What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

Dey both sinna, mon!

What do you call Venus Williams' collection of Pokemon?

The 'mons of Venus.