How do you know a Muslim is lying?

their lips are moving

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Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.

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Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

What's the most commonly used Muslim woman punch called?

Hijab

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How do you get people to quit smoking?

Cut off their lips

How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving