How do you know a Muslim is lying?

their lips are moving

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How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

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What do you call a man who thinks women are easy to lie to?

Deceased

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

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What is a Muslims favorite type of vinegar?

BalIslamic

How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

How did the hipster burn their lips?

They ate the pizza before it was cool