Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do you say when only the egg remains?

It's all ovum now

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

How much does a dead battery cost?

It's free of charge

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.