What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

A: If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

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What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

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Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...

Who are the most decent people in the hospital?

The ultrasound people.!! lol

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What do toilets yell when they ride roller coasters?

Weeeeeeeee!!!

What does a little sister ride?

What does a little sister ride? A Nissan.