It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.
Not yet," she replied
Look ma, no hands!
Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).
A drone
So deaf people can enjoy them too.
So that deaf people could enjoy them too.
Two buy four.
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
She gives birth to a boy.
Via Sea-Section
Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else
2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.
Molestation.
and I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'
