How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

What's the gift that keeps on giving?

AIDS

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why is a gun better than a woman?

You can buy a silencer for a gun

Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

What am I supposed to do with this computer now?

IT: Work M: Who hurt you

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

Adult Jokes More Adult Jokes

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.