How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

What's the gift that keeps on giving?

AIDS

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

What do you call a Messiah that enjoys pain?

A masochrist.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why buy an invisible knife?

I don't see the point

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

What time are you supposed to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty!

Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car "

Adult Jokes More Adult Jokes

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old