What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

How do you trap an elephant?

You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino. (You may have to sound it out.)

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

elephino.

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How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

Why are Rhinoceroses so wrinkly?

Because they're hard to iron.