What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?

A seizure salad!

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What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

What do you do with epileptic lettuce?

You make a seizure salad.

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What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

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Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?

A: The vegetable garden.

What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?

A seizure salad!