When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

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Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

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What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

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Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

What is the best stand-up routine of our time?

I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.

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What do you call a chinese food truck?

A Wok in the Park

How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

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How Long is a Chinese man?

Its his name.

What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

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What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

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What time are you supposed to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty!

What is the best time to go to the dentist?

At tooth hurty.