When did the Chinese man know it was ti...

How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

How do you know if an introvert likes you?

He looks at your shoes instead of his

What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

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Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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What part of your punctuality emancipates the Chinese?

Your Ti"ming"!

What did the little Chinese boy get for Christmas?

Rice.

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What do you call a Chinese man with a pet cat?

A vegetarian.

What do you call a Chinese man with one foot?

Taiwon Shou.

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What do you call a two dentists that live on opposite sides of the world?

Molar opposites.

What's the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What's the best hour to book a dental appointment?