What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

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Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

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What do you call a ring of iron atoms?

A ferrous wheel.

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

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What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

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Why did god invent whiskey?

x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world

What do you call an Irish R n B singer who's always happy to do something for you?

Mary J O'Blige