What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

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What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

Why was the baby elf sad?

Because he was Legolas

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How do you burn an Irishman ear?

Ring him while he's ironing...

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

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What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

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What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

What's an Irish seven course meal?

A six pack and a potato