What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

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What is the witches motto ?

We came we saw we conjured !

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

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What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

What does the lord say when the intern messes up?

God demi

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How do you blind an Asian?

Put a windshield in front of them

How can you instantly blind an Asian person?

put a steering wheel in front of them

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What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

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What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.