What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

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What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

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Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

What did the Dalai Llama play on stage at Glastonbury?

Yakmanninov

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Why was the baby elf sad?

Because he was Legolas

What do you call a paraplegic archer?

Legolas.

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What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

What's India's most popular dating service?

Connect the Dots.