What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

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What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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What's a wombat for?

For playing wom

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

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Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

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Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

What connects the computers in Sauron's office?

A Tolkien Ring network.