What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between /r/funny and /r/jokes?

is funny and is a joke!

What is the difference between a blonde and a blonde dude?

The blonde has a higher sperm count.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why is everyone tired of the king playing video poker on his porcelain throne?

A: Cause they're sick of all his royal flushes.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

Why did Hu wind-up worse off than Yu?

Because Hu died and made Yu king. Hu died and made Yu king? Isn't that what I just said?

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

Why do irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

Whats Irish and stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

Mick Jokes More Mick Jokes

Who looks after the EuroDisney website?

Mick e-mouse.

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

Irish Guy Jokes More Irish Guy Jokes

What do you call the Irish guy who always brings flan to the potluck?

Shaun O'flanagan

Where did the Irish guy get cancer?

In his prostatoe.