What do you call an Italian guy wearing a flourescent track suit?

A DayGlo Dago

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Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

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Why do mermaids wear seashell bras?

Because "B" shells are to small and "D" shells are too big.

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.

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What do you call an Italian guy with one arm shorter than the other?

A Speech Impediment :)

What do you call an Italian guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto