What do you call an Italian guy with one arm shorter than the other?

A Speech Impediment :)

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Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

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What do you call a poor Italian community?

a spaghetto.

Where do impoverished Italians live?

In the spaghetto

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How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.

What do you call an oval with a speech impediment?

An Elipshhh

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What do you call an Italian guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto

What do you call an Italian guy wearing a flourescent track suit?

A DayGlo Dago