What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

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What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

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What do you call a terrorist-run snowball stand?

Italian ISIS

How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

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How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.

What do you call an oval with a speech impediment?

An Elipshhh